C’mon son, buy it…you know you want to…

Casio G-Shock Redman 591 Watch (Limited)

Casio G-Shock Redman 591 Watch (Limited)

Ray-Ban Wayfarer’s, circa 1981 – courtesy of Momma Krome and the bottom of her dusty closet. Frosting on the cake? That they’re Tortoise-shell. Oh yes, I gets it from my Momma.

No, it’s not actual denim. No, there aren’t any actual holes, rips, or tears. Yes, I’m actually wearing these [don't even front like it's not THAT hot outside]. “100% heavy microfiber boardshorts. Allover faux denim panel print.” It’s a PRINT. A freggin’ PRINT! Insight Stone Free Boardshort.

Dude, I don’t even know.


Two tone 22k gold & gunmetal 2-finger ring, black diamonds across the top lettering, white diamonds down the sides. Mathmatiks all day everyday.


Layered Polo & Boat Shoes all day everyday, circa ‘87. Fila hand me downs, to early sneaker hunting – way back to Knick games in the crib, staring in awe at the vibrant uniforms and out-of-this-world kicks & basketball stars. I thank you.